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ANCHORAGE ANCHORAGE HERE I COME
ANCHORAGE ANCHORAGE YUM YUM YUM…Solo/Ensemble 2013, I can’t wait!!!
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
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She is one of my favourite human beings. She’s so like me it’s scary.
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that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanity
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN’T KNOW:
A GIRL TWEETED IAN THIS:
IAN ACTUALLY FOLLOWED HER
AND REPLIED:
OH, AND SHE’S ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS:
EDIT/UPDATE:
SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A FUCKING TACO SUIT ON SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A MEDAL
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One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime.
IT.JUST.GOT.BETTER.AND.BETTER.
FUCKING MOON MOON
(Source: shrugging, via hope-is-forever)
Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.
This might actually be the best thing ever.
(Source: reddit.com, via helinr)
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